guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)
edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg
HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
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Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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Partners are great until they become exs and then all their support for you just inverts into putting you down constantly.
It’s like taking a really cute cat and then turning it inside out to expose a ton of really gross throbbing organs
Note to self I’m not emotionally prepared for tumblr after a long day
uuuuuuugh
Q:what's your skype?
Anonymous
Well gee Anon, I’d sure love to give you my Skype, but the thing is I don’t know you! Plus, not only does the fact that you’re going on anon to ask for my Skype seem sketchy within itself, but it means I’d have to make my Skype public for everyone to see, and I don’t want to do that.
So sorry, but I’m not going to give you my Skype.
