blynxee:

what she says: im fine

what she means: i want to have hot sex with alex vause 

I once drew furry porn on a children’s playground in one of those tunnels

what the fuck. what the fuck riley what. the fduck wha.t i cant beliueve you you are going to furry porn hell i cannt fuck wow incredible the fucking furry porn police are going to. throw your ass fuicki in furry fprn PRISON 

Wait fuck I’m still a minor there are technically laws forbidding me from writing pornography. Society has wrapped me in these chains that I may never fully break through. I am a shell. 

I could write pornography at any time I wanted. This is the superpower I have been blessed with at birth and yet I never act on it. 

what she says: im fine

what she means: i want to have hot sex with alex vause 

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

freshprinceofbeleriand:

instead of a coffee shop au consider instead a hell’s kitchen au and let me explain u why:

  • ur otp has to live in close quarters in the dorms
  • making out in the pantry
  • gordon ramsay
  • sexual tension at the fish station
  • unfriendly competition
  • gordon ramsay
  • s a b o t a g e
  • if they win the challenges they get to go on neat day trips together
  • if they lose the challenges they have to do manual labor
  • think of the possibilities this presents
  • !!!!!
  • gordon ramsay

gengarite:

campaigns vigorously for more cutesy tall girls and more tiny punk girls

leovaldezisnotonfire:

How to greet your straight friends

leovaldezisnotonfire:

How to greet your straight friends

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